李斯特奇奇怪怪语录（1）
描述一个人很迷要怎么说：he is liszt(←形容词)
“I need my glasses to look for my glasses.”
——诞生于欧洲巡演期间的冷笑话
写在旅馆登记簿上的
Coming from（来自）：Doubt（疑惑）
Journeying towards（去往）：Turth（真理）
“Le concert, c'est moi. (I am the concert.)”
-- Franz Liszt, writing to the Princess Belgiojoso on his launch of a new kind of public concert: the solo recital; quoted by Alfred Brendel in The New York Review of Books (22 Nov 1990)
模仿了路易十四的名言，我即是国家：L'État c'est moi. （I am the state.）
“La Mediterranee est un lac francais”
引用了拿破仑的发言：地中海是法国的一个湖。
“He was a Romantic who disliked Romanticism.”
评价肖邦：他是一个讨厌浪漫主义的浪漫派。
为1855年首演的《第一钢琴协奏曲》主旋律配上歌词：
Das versteht ihr alle nicht, haha.
你们谁都听不懂，哈哈。
“Weimarers are all donkeys”
评价不懂音乐的魏玛人：魏玛人都是驴子（对驴弹琴?）
To a young composer: “You must smoke -- for every good musician is a smoker... Whoever travels with me must also put up with smoking my bad cigars. ”
——正在教坏一位年轻的作曲家。
“I let my hair grow in Paris and shall cut it only in Paris.”
回应Tsar Nicholas沙皇对于他发型的不满233333
“Truly, you are quick at work, dear mother; whereas I advance like a snail....”
写给催婚的母亲：您做事雷厉风行，而我的效率，就像一只蜗牛…
Quoting an ancient saying: “Whatever the decision that you reach, whether to marry or remain single, it is certain that you will always regret it.”
无论你选择结婚还是单身，你总会后悔。（化用了一位哲学家的话）
当有人问道他为什么不写自传：
“because I was too busy living it.”
因为我太忙于生活了。
“My insignificant career in performing and writing music is divided up unclassically, like a Classical tragedy, into five acts.”
我在演出与创作中度过的生活的有限的变化，犹如一场古典悲剧，可以不按常规地分为五幕。
“Life is only a long and bitter suicide, and faith alone can transform this suicide into a sacrifice.”
生命只是一种漫长而痛苦的自杀，只有信仰才能使这种自杀变为牺牲。（不管哪种都很惨啊？）
“Truth is a great flirt.”
真相撩人。（修改后的翻译）
“I foster a sorrowful conception of affection. Make no sacrifices.”
我培养了一种悲伤的感情观念。 不要做任何牺牲。
“Brahms' Variations are better than mine, but mine were written before his.”
勃拉姆斯的变奏曲写的比我好，但是我写完的比他要早。
“I am not fond of speaking about politics because I don't have in my possession an army of 200,000 soldiers.”
我不喜欢谈论政治，因为我没有20万士兵的军队。
——据说是在肖邦去世之后说的
“To die and to die young—what happiness.”
死去，在年轻时死去，多么幸福。
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